UPDATE: Variety Satisfies My Hankerin' For A Really Big Film Exclusive

UPDATE: We have a winner, people: Jon Favreau is the frontrunner to direct "Jersey Boys"...Variety is victorious.

EARLIER: The last one was this, with Tom Cruise. But since then, we haven’t had any earth-shattering stories. So who's going to write something…and who’s it gonna be about: Clooney, Hanks, Bullock, Streep, Jolie, Johansson, Cruz, Winslet, Mirren, Pitt, Smith, Depp, Bardem, Washington, Sandler, Craig, Diaz, Damon, Lawrence, Downey Jr., Pattinson, Stewart, Timberlake, Portman, Spacey, Bale, Bridges, Penn, Weisz, Affleck, Spielberg, Fincher, Nolan, Coens, Scorsese, Howard, Soderbergh, Almodovar, Tarantino, Payne, Cameron…